I'm going friend's only from here on out.

Everybody notices!

Your Hair Should Be Orange

Expressive, deep, and one of a kind. You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices.

I thought this was one of those nice, make you feel all warm inside kind of quizzes. Hmmph.

You Are Changing Leaves

Pretty, but soon dead.

Redneck Bear


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Caly and Dylan are doing fine, last time I talked to her they were both resting with her family around. They will be home from the hospital tomorrow (Sunday). Anyone who wants to send a card, flowers, etc... can contact me for information!

P.S. Caly has the whole soft, mommy voice now. I couldn't imagine her having one till I talked to her, but she really does! Its so sweet and nice..aww... :)


P.P.S I took the LSAT today. Got up at 6:30, had to drive an hour to Richmond... it went from 8:30 to 1:45.

At 12:40 PM on september 30, Dylan Elias was born! He weighs 7 lbs, 1 oz, his mommy is tired and hungry! More updates when i have them!

Yes, yes, I know I'm paranoid, but I'm just to dang excited for Caly and Barnes. BUT I still haven't heard anything yet, and I am going to bed soon. I'll post in the morning whether I've heard anything or not!

*update*

I got a phone call from Caly last night. They did not end up inducing her until yesterday, and even then it didn't progress very far. They are going to try again today, and if nothing happens, c-section. We should know something by tonight!

grr.... Due to Cingular being a horrible service, and although I called last night to find out what was wrong with my phone, now they mistakenly shut it off! So now I'm trying to get it back on so I can find out whats going on...

*edit*

Okay, my phone is working now, but due to the fact that I still haven't heard anything, lets all assume that Dylan is still where he was yesterday, more or less...

I did this a couple days ago (Saturday), but I didn't like what my underwear that day said about me.

What Your Underwear Says About You

You tend to throw out your underwear after a few months. It gets used and abused! You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

I'm getting a little worried. I was really sick with a stomache virus last week, but then I felt better. Then, late Saturday evening, I got really sick again. Now I've been sick again off and on, and I can't take any more days off of work. Plus, I don't have insurance. And I have to take the LSAT on Saturday next, and I have to spend this week preparing... *sigh*

* I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

* Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

* The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement..

* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

* There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

* Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

* The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

* Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.


* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

* Have you noticed since everyone has a cam corder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

* Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.


* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

* In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

* Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

* Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

* It took a mighty hungry and desperate man to eat the first raw oyster.

* Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

* If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

* Why do people go to their chin and pull down on it when asked to describe a goatee?

* Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! (actually, I know this... Pluto is a dog, Goofy is a WOLF! Not much difference in the real world maybe, but it makes the difference between walking erect and speech in the Disney world)

* If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

* Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

* Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Today be talk like a buccaneer tide! So in honor o' this momentous occasion, here be me shipmate name:



Aye, thats starboard, I BE TH' CAPTAIN. An' also, ARGH! Anyone who thinks about mutiny will be tied t' th' mast an' whipped!

Ya scurvy dog who ortin' t' be keel hauled!

"Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you." Deuteronomy 31:6

Do you remember September 12, four years ago? With all the tragedy of September 11 still fresh in our minds, we had to begin to contend with the future. Its changed everything about how America sees itself and the world... I'm so afraid that I will forget.

*stabs her life, or lack thereof*

*edit*

Lol, I hate live journal sometimes...

It did one of those lagging time out things, and I pushed back, and the message was still there, but I didn't pay attention to the fact that the security was changed back to public...

I wish I could go, I wish I could so something... As I sit here, wallowing in my own selfishness, there are thousands homeless, maybe even thousands dead. I don't have a lot of money... but I want to DO SOMETHING. I wish I was wealthy! New Orleans, Louisiana Online

I love Caly.